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Herbal beauty care that is natural, vegan and best of all, unfiltered.  Highly-effective products made of organic and wildcraft botanicals.  We believe that beauty and wellness should be an indulgent experience leaving out the fucking decimation of the planet and innocent lab testing animals. 
Small batch 'cause we have a real boner for quality.

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